What I would say (Drake

Why did you pick up the shoes in the first place? You wouldn't be in this mess and I wouldn't have to be writing about it. Do you know what is happening you will go to jail for nothing you didn't even do anything wrong. You could have left them there and you would be sitting at home instead of digging a 5 by 5 hole everyday
But on the bright side you don't have to do anything like chores and mow the lawn BUT YOU ARE DIGGING A 5 BY 5 HOLE EVERY DAY. Don't you think you can get out of camp steal a bunch of canteens and start walking I mean you made it to the mountain you could have left earlier so you didn't suffer the heat.
You are pretty buffed up now so now you won't be bullied or messed with you can also be a football player. You are still pretty stupid for taking those dumb shoes. You are a fan right you should have realised that they were a pro baseball players shoes. I needed to ask all those questions because you could have prevented the horrible events that took place